So you need to get in contact with us, do ya? Got some pressing questions? Some fears that need calming? An estimate of the terminal velocity of an unconscious Cornish game hen in a partial vacuum? Well then you are in luck, 'cause you can contact us! Actually write to us! With words! Write us with any questions, comments, or concerns about your order, or the site in general. We want to hear what you have to say.

All you need to do is fire us an email: Bulletproofshirts@bigfoot.com keep a close eye on the site though, for we may be changing mail servers soon!. In the mean time, don't call us. Because we don't have a phone number. Seriously, we can't let the aliens know where we are. If you are worried about the aliens too, then go buy some aluminum foil, and cover your whole head. It won't keep the aliens from getting in your mind, but it will make you look crazy enough that they won't want to get in your head. Honestly, who would want to mind meld with a psycho who believes in aliens?

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