Our shirts are of the finest quality, and are made of one-hundred percent, genuine, shirt stuff. Back in the olden days, these shirts would have been made out of gunk that came out of a bug's butt. Now, through the miracles of modern science, they are instead made out of industrial gunk made to imitate the stuff that comes out of a bug's butt. While you decide for yourself which is worse, let us reassure you that we use only the very best in imitation bug's butt fibers and cotton. You don't want to even know about the cotton though. It would rend your mind in twain.

But seriously, our shirts are high quality 50/50 cotton polyester t-shirts, and are available in sizes Small through Extra-large. Email us for availability on larger sizes. Our all-original designs are screen-printed for maximum quality. Right now our designs are only available on the style and colors shown, but our inventory is ever growing so keep checking back. Let us know if there is any specific color or style of shirt that you’d like us to carry, and we’ll do our best to make it happen.

This little business venture was started when some gnarly Vikings spirits came from the timeless realms of Agar and gave us the gift of steel. We thanked them, but said that wow, this is really nice, but kinda awkward, cause we already have the secret of steel, thanks anyway though. They were a bit embarrassed, said it had been a while since they were out this way, didn't know we were making cars and skyscrapers already. But, they revealed to us the next invention that would rock the socks of the modern world, and that was Bulletproof Shirts! So we forged the site with the aid of ancient Nordic websmiths. Then they flew off to fight giants and left the site in our capable hands. If you find that story unbelievable, remind us to tell you about how we sold our first shirt to Caesar Augustus by way of a strange shipping error that caused the box to be so late that it arrived early by about two-thousand years. You'll piss yourself over that one.