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Show your carnivorous pride with this bold-as-bacon t-shirt, featuring the slogan "If meat is murder, I'll have the double homicide." The P.E.T.A insulting design sports a double cheeseburger, that most worthy of meaty meals. Shirt comes in sauce attracting white, so you can christen it with barbecue stains to show your devotion. Wear it with pride next time you eat at a burger joint and let everyone know that if meat is murder, they can call you Chucky Manson. $14.99
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Admit it. You have an addiction. But it's alright. It's A OK. Because right now you are on top. You're up by $600, and you got them where you want them. So for the next five minutes, wear this shirt with pride. It's not a gambling problem, because you're winning. Five minutes later when you blow away your rent for the month, immediately take the shirt off and put it back on the hanger. You are not worthy. Return the shirt to the closet in shame. If you still own a closet to hang it in that is. $14.99 plus shipping and handling
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Eschew Obfuscation. Seriously. Do it. Do it Now. Really, if you don't get it , get a dictionary, and look these bad boys up. Thus enlightened, buy this shirt pronto, and go to a party. You'll be able to amaze your friends with your command of the archaic tongues. When they ask you what it means, tell them that they "remind you of yourself when you were younger." Then chuck them a dictionary, tell them to "look it up," grab a drink, make a toast to your own greatness, and walk out with their girl on your arm. Because you're the smart one now. $14.99 plus shipping and handling
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Need a logo to sport? Sport ours! Come on, you have to admit; it is sexy. And "Bulletproof" just sounds cool. Say it to your self a few times. Stand tall, and square your shoulders, look bravely into the distance and say it. Doesn't it make you want to charge into battle, carrying a flag to rally the masses? So buy the shirt, and wear it with pride! Fly the colors my friend! Fly the colors! $14.99 plus shipping and handling
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